The Most Wonderful Ever Boyfriend Replacement Kit

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Robot Juggling Prop Carrier	For carrying extra balls and clubs for when you forgot to bringsome. Only available in the special Busker edition.

"Yes, dear" machine	Taken from the incredibly successful "Husband Replacement Kit",the "Yes, dear" machine will automatically respond "Yes, dear" whenever the phrase "Isn't that right?" is called from another room.

A well broken in sweatshirt	Full of the "special guy smell" and it has been worn enough times to ensure that it's nice 'n warm (and takes care of the nasty bother of breaking it in yourself)

Used gym socks sprayed with too much cheap, alcohol-smelling aftershave.	For that special guy smell.

Expensive Cologne	For that special guy smell.

Chocolate	Mmmmm... Chocolate. Need I say more? (Apparently I do. This is quality chocolate, the good stuff.)

Heated Waterbed (Deluxe Edition only)	A nice warm bed to snuggle into. Pillows included.

Heater (with backrest)	Everyone knows that one of the main reasons for a boyfriend is warmth.

Dishwasher	For... umm... washing dishes. (Comes with Gentleman and Deluxe Editions)

An incorrectly labeled map	So you too can have an excuse for not asking for directions.

A small furry animal (rabbit or ferret, depending on Model and availibility)	For intellectual companionship and "Awwww" moments. Also makesa nice stew.

Large amounts of sugar	To provide the same feelings of vague nausea in all your girlfriends. Also provides the sweetness in life that is normally given by a boyfriend.

1001 Topics of Conversation	Quotes: "Did you know that in Hong Kong they have pink dolphins?" "If humans had cheeks like a hamster's, they'd be able to carry 4 watermelons and still have their hands free."

Boxers	Yeah... I don't know either.

A whip	So you can get the same results out of other guys (Note: whip isnot guarenteed to work)

Robot Book Carrier	Only available in the Deluxe and Gentleman Editions

Punching bag	For those days when you've had it up to here^

Ice cream with whipped cream on top	I don't know why, but it seems to be on the required list.

Silk	Another thing to snuggle with - also nice to feel against the skin.

Teddy bear (large)	Something to snuggle up with. (Deluxe Edition comes with heatedbear)