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The Most Wonderful Ever Boyfriend Replacement Kit
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Robot Juggling Prop Carrier
For carrying extra balls and clubs for when you forgot to bringsome. Only available in the special Busker edition.
"Yes, dear" machine
Taken from the incredibly successful "Husband Replacement Kit",the "Yes, dear" machine will automatically respond "Yes, dear" whenever the phrase "Isn't that right?" is called from another room.
A well broken in sweatshirt
Full of the "special guy smell" and it has been worn enough times to ensure that it's nice 'n warm (and takes care of the nasty bother of breaking it in yourself)
Used gym socks sprayed with too much cheap, alcohol-smelling aftershave.
For that special guy smell.
Expensive Cologne
For that special guy smell.
Chocolate
Mmmmm... Chocolate. Need I say more? (Apparently I do. This is quality chocolate, the good stuff.)
Heated Waterbed (Deluxe Edition only)
A nice warm bed to snuggle into. Pillows included.
Heater (with backrest)
Everyone knows that one of the main reasons for a boyfriend is warmth.
Dishwasher
For... umm... washing dishes. (Comes with Gentleman and Deluxe Editions)
An incorrectly labeled map
So you too can have an excuse for not asking for directions.
A small furry animal (rabbit or ferret, depending on Model and availibility)
For intellectual companionship and "Awwww" moments. Also makesa nice stew.
Large amounts of sugar
To provide the same feelings of vague nausea in all your girlfriends. Also provides the sweetness in life that is normally given by a boyfriend.
1001 Topics of Conversation
Quotes: "Did you know that in Hong Kong they have pink dolphins?" "If humans had cheeks like a hamster's, they'd be able to carry 4 watermelons and still have their hands free."
Boxers
Yeah... I don't know either.
A whip
So you can get the same results out of other guys (Note: whip isnot guarenteed to work)
Robot Book Carrier
Only available in the Deluxe and Gentleman Editions
Punching bag
For those days when you've had it up to here^
Ice cream with whipped cream on top
I don't know why, but it seems to be on the required list.
Silk
Another thing to snuggle with - also nice to feel against the skin.
Teddy bear (large)
Something to snuggle up with. (Deluxe Edition comes with heatedbear)
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